INTRODUCING
A SAD, SAD FROG.
Giovanni is a sad, lazy frog with big dreams and zero drive.
He wants to get rich, but instead he vapes. He wants to build something, but instead he plays video games. He scrolls, he smokes, he stares at women he’ll never talk to. He’s addicted to dopamine and allergic to effort.
Giovanni is a mirror. A joke. A warning.
He lives in your phone, your browser tab, and maybe a little in your soul.
He knows he’s wasting his life—and he kind of likes it.
Giovanni is not here to save the world.
He’s here to do nothing, and somehow still make it.
Giovanni is a sad, lazy frog with big dreams and zero drive.
He wants to get rich, but instead he vapes. He wants to build something, but instead he plays video games. He scrolls, he smokes, he stares at women he’ll never talk to. He’s addicted to dopamine and allergic to effort.
Giovanni is a mirror. A joke. A warning.
He lives in your phone, your browser tab, and maybe a little in your soul.
He knows he’s wasting his life—and he kind of likes it.
Giovanni is not here to save the world.
He’s here to do nothing, and somehow still make it.
Giovanni is a sad, lazy frog with big dreams and zero drive.
He wants to get rich, but instead he vapes. He wants to build something, but instead he plays video games. He scrolls, he smokes, he stares at women he’ll never talk to. He’s addicted to dopamine and allergic to effort.
Giovanni is a mirror. A joke. A warning.
He lives in your phone, your browser tab, and maybe a little in your soul.
He knows he’s wasting his life—and he kind of likes it.
Giovanni is not here to save the world.
He’s here to do nothing, and somehow still make it.
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the giovanni
the giovanni
GAME
GAME
GAME
COMING SOON
COMING SOON
HOW TO BUY?
HOW TO BUY?
HOW TO BUY?
STEP 1:
CHOOSE A CRYPTO-CURRENCY EXCHANGE:
Select a reputable exchange known for its security measures, user-friendly interface, and support for your specific cryptocurrency. Consider factors such as trading fees, available trading pairs, and customer support options to ensure the exchange meets your needs.
STEP 1:
CHOOSE A CRYPTO-CURRENCY EXCHANGE:
Select a reputable exchange known for its security measures, user-friendly interface, and support for your specific cryptocurrency. Consider factors such as trading fees, available trading pairs, and customer support options to ensure the exchange meets your needs.
STEP 1:
CHOOSE A CRYPTO-CURRENCY EXCHANGE:
Select a reputable exchange known for its security measures, user-friendly interface, and support for your specific cryptocurrency. Consider factors such as trading fees, available trading pairs, and customer support options to ensure the exchange meets your needs.
is giovanni AI?
NO, all gio drawings/animations are handmade at our very own studio in house!
is giovanni AI?
NO, all gio drawings/animations are handmade at our very own studio in house!
is giovanni AI?
NO, all gio drawings/animations are handmade at our very own studio in house!
Who is giovanni?
a sad, sad frog.
Who is giovanni?
a sad, sad frog.
Who is giovanni?
a sad, sad frog.